Posts Tagged ‘random’

Doctor Horrible Lyrics

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Here are the lyrics, as best as I can work them out, for the final song in Act I of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog:

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P: Thank you Hammer Man, I don’t think I can
P: Explain how important it was that you stopped the van
D: CRUNCH
P: I would be splattered, I’d be crushed under debris
D: CRUNCH
P: Thank you sir for saving me

H: Don’t worry about it, a man’s gotta do what a

H: Man’s gotta do
P: You came from above

D: Are you kidding?
H: (It) seems destiny

H: Holds for me saving you
D: What heist were you watching?
P: I wonder what you’re captain of

D: Stop looking at her like that
H: When you’re the best

H: You can’t rest, what’s the use?
D: Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?
P: My heart is beating like a drum

H: There’s ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse
D: I stopped the van

D: The remote control was in my hand
P: (I) must be in shock

H: So the doom that’s looming
P: Assuming I’m not

H: Is you loving me to death
P: Loving you to death

D: Whatever…

H: So please give me a sec to catch my breath
P: So please give me a sec to catch my breath

D: Balls

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With thanks to Its_Only_Cody, ftloosenfanzfree and kindakrazy on the IMDb message board.

PS – Go watch this thing, it is pretty good.

PPS – A better source of lyrics for future acts will probably be this thread at whedonesque.org.

No, there are not more people alive today than have ever died.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Today, 12th March 2008, there are approximately 6,793,052,354 people alive right now.

According to ‘How Many People Have Ever Lived on Earth?’ by Carl Haub, in mid-2002, there were 6,215,000,000 people alive and the total number of people ever born was 106,456,367,669.

Assuming the total number of people alive doubles every 50 years, as Isaac Asimov supposed in 1991, then in 800 years time there will be as many people alive as there had ever existed up to mid-2002.

Which is to say, if the human population continues growing at the current rate, by the year 2800 there will be over 100 billion people alive.

I tried to work out the method to determine:

1 – How long it would be until the number of people living was exactly half that of those who had ever been born (which is to say, the same number as all those who had died up to that point).

And:

2 – How long it would take for there to be more people alive than had ever lived.

But my brain does not know how, at least not right now.

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I first read Asimov’s ‘The Power of Progression’ years ago, but it was Ellis’ musings and the bizzare “answers” to this question on Yahoo! that prompted me to write this.

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The short answer; no, there are not more people alive today than have ever died. We make up about 5.8% of all those ever born.

Traptured & Halsected!

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Yesterday I went to the library here in Milton Keynes and they cut my card in half, which seemed slightly excessive a punishment for not borrowing a book from them since 2003… So, they gave me a new card and with it I borrowed a book I read many years ago and now I scan some of it into computer form, that you all might enjoy:

( Read 23 Page Comic (10.7MB) )

It makes much use of my beloved portmanteau and is a sad story too. Here is a handy quote from Wikipedia:

“Moore’s run also included several references to obscure or forgotten comic characters (Phantom Stranger, Cain and Abel, & Floronic Man) but none so prominent as in issue 32, when he broke with the serious and moody storyline for a single issue. In the story “Pog,” we see Walt Kelly’s funny animal comic character Pogo (created in 1943) and all of his woodland friends show up as costumed visitors from another planet, looking for an unspoiled world after their own utopia had been overrun by brutal monkeys. More than a simple homage to Kelly, the story is a commentary on the lost innocence of the old comics, the cruelty of humans (who are referred to as “the loneliest animal of all”), and the destruction of a natural beauty that can never be reclaimed.”

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_Thing#Alan_Moore
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogo
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Kelly

I now have the graphic novel version of The Fountain too, and to read it whilst listening to the soundtrack is almost more glorious than the film itself.

Sea, Sun & Lighthouse

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Some photographs, mostly for the reflections.

Cheese Roll 2007

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

I found out about the cheese roll a little whle ago, and have now seen it with my own eyes. See what I saw:

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #1 (YouTube, 34 seconds) )

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #2 (YouTube, 39 seconds) )

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #3 (YouTube, 57 seconds) )

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #4 (YouTube, 80 seconds) )

Also, for those of you who want to download files of far superior quality:

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #1 (10.19MB QuickTime Movie) )

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #2 (13.34MB QuickTime Movie) )

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #3 (18.66MB QuickTime Movie) )

( Cheese Roll 2007, Race #4 (42.22MB QuickTime Movie) )

We didn’t stay for the last race, and left just after the third so as to avoid the hideous crush of the crowd, but you get an idea of the crazy tumbliness. However, try as I might, I could not get the steepness of the hill to come across on film, except maybe in the last clip.

LOL Macros

Friday, May 11th, 2007

I read an article by Anil Dash regarding “lolcats” last week, found it interesting, was even quite amused by this Star Trek version…

But when a newspaper, regardless of whatever reputation it may or may not have, captions its photographs in such a manner…

“Brooke Shields: I HAS A ALPHABET?”

Well, that just hurts my head a little bit. If the article itself was about the aforementioned lolcats? At least that would make a certain sense, an example of that being discussed. As it is, there is just head pain.

Re: Battlestar Galacticaaa, Season 3 (the end thereof)

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

OMG

WTF

BBQ

Barack Obama

Monday, February 12th, 2007

This man should be the next president of the USA.

I first heard of him last year, when he spoke in defense of Habeas Corpus:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BIylNUkmvo

This man will never be president of the USA.

Bob-damnit.

Battlestar Galacticsimpsons

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

It is both funny and pretty:

http://projectkooky.com/dylan/art/illo/content/html/battlestar.html

Haw, and though I have yet to see the third season, more pictures exist:

http://community.livejournal.com/pantsketch/99256.html