Gnar gnar!

It has been brought to my attention, by my trusty sidekick Penfold, that one Rees Nicholls has a thang going on where he (occasionally) writes a weekly e-mail and sends it out to a whole bunch of people. Not to be outdone, I, Danger Mouse, shall launch my own Weekly E-mail!!!

What to say in it? Bah! Humbug to the lot of ya. I don't need any specific reason to rant for ages about nothing in particular...

Go to the freaks webshite and lo! It has updated mightily!!! Mega-forms have gone out to interested parties and parties of interested pixies shall respond in kind. But we shall stop them! Children will sleep safe in their beds, knowing the world is safe form the ravening pixie hordes. So long as Caleb and the Pixie Slaying Jelly Babies continue to police the streets that is. What say you? Heard of Caleb and the Pixie Slaying Jelly Babies you have not? Well! There's no excuse for that! So, to digress for a bit...


Caleb and the Pixie Slaying Jelly Babies
A Mega Sad Digression by Caleb Newcastle

In the beginning, there were but two races upon the Earth. The masterful humans, who spent all day eating meat-feast pizzas and writing HTML in notepad. And the barbarous pixies, who ate nought but babies and wasted their time with such trivial pursuits as riding horses. On stools! And playing Trivial Pursuit!
    Anyway, one day, a human was innocently walking through a pixie's home, which was stupidly disguised as some bushes. The pixie jumped out and began to shout profanities at the human. The human, little realising that this was how pixies reproduced, responded in kind. And, before you knew it, human-pixies were spawned!
    Both humans and pixies despised this new race and the Wankers, as they came to be called, left Camelot in disgrace.

A few hundred years later some shit happened...

To be continued...


Goddamn, if that didn't whet your appetite then... then you're a pixie-loving hedgehog!

Uh... yeah, that'll do for this weeks e-mail from Lion-o and co. I'll probably write another one... next week!

See ya

Self-Loathing-So-Intense-It-Hurts,
Caleb Newcastle

PS - If you think there's anyone else who will like this kind of crap, and who I haven't sent it to, forward this to them and tell me their e-mail address. And lo! They shall get all future issues of my home-grown brand of badly-written-gibberish. Huzzah!

PPS - www.megasad.freeserve.co.uk!!!