1. About


Name: Caleb Newcastle

Hair: Brown, always foolish

Eyes: Brown, Retinitis Pigmentosa

Height: 5 feet, 9 inches

Weight: 9 stones, 10 pounds

Occupation: Student

Location: London, United Kingdom

Film: Brazil, by Terry Gilliam

Comedian: Bill Hicks

Author: Hunter S. Thompson

Colour: Red (#CD0000)

Song: Disgusting (Mansun)

Book: The Handmaid's Tale hurt me and so must be respected

Philosopher: Aristotle did good stuff with the soul

Beer: Good, very good

Coat: Big, heavy, blue, R.A.C.

Fearing: Not knowing what I'm doing with my life

Loathing: Liars, especially the passive ones

Loving: Not-quite-goth-chicks

Comic: David Mack's Kabuki

Model: Veronika Zemanova

Full Name: Caleb Newcastle

Studying: Philosophy

In: London

With: No-one

Sleeping: Too much

Sleeping: Not enough

Artist: Used to be

Writer: Used to be

Happiness: Good film

Happiness: Turned out not to be

Days when you don't want to talk to anyone: All of the time

Days when you wish you had someone to talk to: Some of the time

Apple Macs: Are purty

I Am: Fuckwit

Pornography: Was gone for good

My dick: Is falling off

Correlation: Probably not

Go to the doctor: When it gets really bad

Moo Hoo Ha Ha: Certainly

End: Yes.

Beginning: Read On.