Here are the lyrics, as best as I can work them out, for the final song in Act I of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog:
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P: Thank you Hammer Man, I don’t think I can
P: Explain how important it was that you stopped the van
D: CRUNCH
P: I would be splattered, I’d be crushed under debris
D: CRUNCH
P: Thank you sir for saving me
H: Don’t worry about it, a man’s gotta do what a
H: Man’s gotta do
P: You came from above
D: Are you kidding?
H: (It) seems destiny
H: Holds for me saving you
D: What heist were you watching?
P: I wonder what you’re captain of
D: Stop looking at her like that
H: When you’re the best
H: You can’t rest, what’s the use?
D: Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?
P: My heart is beating like a drum
H: There’s ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse
D: I stopped the van
D: The remote control was in my hand
P: (I) must be in shock
H: So the doom that’s looming
P: Assuming I’m not
H: Is you loving me to death
P: Loving you to death
D: Whatever…
H: So please give me a sec to catch my breath
P: So please give me a sec to catch my breath
D: Balls
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With thanks to Its_Only_Cody, ftloosenfanzfree and kindakrazy on the IMDb message board.
PS – Go watch this thing, it is pretty good.
PPS – A better source of lyrics for future acts will probably be whedonesque.org.