What kind of crazy fool writes this at me when I'm sound asleep:

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Tue, 22 Oct 2002 08:56:31
WAKE UP BIRD THIEF

I can't believe you're still sleeping - by the time you get this message, I bet you will be still in bed and it would be 4 in the afternoon - MINIMUM!!!!

I have your dog right now, and am stroking him vigorously.

Ha.

Mmmm, he now smells of girl.

Ha, again.

I will continue stealing the doggy for every morn' you do not rouse.

That means doggy is forever mine.

I will stop ranting, now, since an important person like me needs to get to college...

Ha.

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Well? What kind of crazy fool? A Doggy Stealing crazy fool, that's what kind.

...

But I got her back. Not only did I wake up at the exact same time she sent that email, when we exchanged the prisoners I returned Wasabi to her dripping in Man Musk.

Doggy is mine once more.

Ha.