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full name:	tessa burgess
preferred name:	tess
date of birth:	may 2nd, 1983
where i live:	buckingham, england
height:	5'4"
weight:	10st / 65kg
hair colour:	dark blonde
eye colour:	usually blue, but change to different bluey shades of green every so often
zodiac sign:	(typical) taurus
hobbies:	flirting, reading, watching tv, going to the gym, going to gigs (usually cheap local ones), talking on the phone, listening to music
nicknames:	tesstesstesstess, tessie / tessy, tessy girl, tessie-woo, squidge, venus
fears / phobias:	spiders - i dunno why, i like them, they're cute! earwigs
description of self:	i'm a bitch, i'm a lover i'm a child, i'm a mother i'm a sinner, i'm a saint... a song i don't love, but suits be totally. i dunno who wrote it. bitch - i love to argue, and have the skill to enjoy it too. i don't mind if i lose an argument, as long as the other person doesn't gloat over it, or just assumes they've won because they've managed to yell loudly and walk out. i have read enough books to give me a good supply of insults to mix and match, and i have the speed of mind and control of voice to really pull them off well. i'm also a bitch because i quite often over-react and use my nails, and sometimes though less often feet, to make my displeasure known. lover - well this kinda makes me sound like a slut, which i am not. but i am a flirt and enjoy it. i also love a lot of people, my friends, because i think its important to be loved, so i'll 'do as i would be done' and love other people. child - most of my friends really spoil me, which i love, though i know it'll just make it more difficult when we all leave for university. it's also good for me because part of me has a very childish nature and needs to feel protected and looked after, and my friends give me wonderful support. i also speak, and sometimes act, quite babyishly (if that's a word) which many people find cute, but would irritate me. mother - i feel the need to protect my friends strongly, from themselves as much as other people sometimes. i know i can be just as bossy as any mother, but i also try to always be there for my friends if any of them need someone to talk to - whether they want to or not - and if they don't wanna talk to me, i ask them to talk to someone else. you should always try to talk to someone if you have a problem, they may have another perspective you haven't noticed. sinner - well i'm no angel, and have tried my share of alcohol, pot and even cigarettes, but i take none of them regularly in fact i rarely even drink. i have also had a bit of violence in my past and an uncontrollable temper, but that's totally (mostly) under control now. saint - or at least that's what i let my teachers think! really though, i try to be a good person - i heard a friend recently say that i keep my promises which made me feel good - and try to be as honest as i can without hurting feelings, though if someone asks me for an honest answer i give it in full. i always mind my manners especially around friends parents, and try to be 'lady-like' when ever it wouldn't be boring. other stuff - i am insatiably curious and hate it if i know someone is keeping stuff from me. i'm also quite in tune with other peoples moods, and can sometimes guess what others are thinking. my friends may see this as irritating or useful, how should i know? i have a very contradictory nature; i can mean two things at the same time, then a second later say they're both wrong. you got a problem with that? good. woah! i wrote a lot for that, caleb can edit it if he wants, if not just skim it - you won't learn any thing from it anyway. it is how i appear to others, not how i feel inside.

	favourite	most hated
film	stand by me, lost boys, armageddon	if i didn't like it i wouldn't remember it
colour	purple	yellow
book	sepulchre - by some real sick puppy i don't know the name of	if i didn't like it i wouldn't like it. though i remember the book in first school called stop! really irritated me, it had a sequel too, help!
place	hillesden	big cities
song	too many!... american pie, stand by me, unforgiven, smells like teen spirit, vincent, unchained melody, bohemian rhapsody. the list is endless!	once again, the list is endless.
bands	metallica	venga boys, but others are crap too, it's just i can only remember them at the minute
cartoon	fantastic max from when i was younger. it just disappeared one day, and no-one remembers it!	i don't watch the ones i don't like. duh!
dinosaur	triceratops	all are pretty cool, but i don't know any personally, so i wouldn't be able to say.
toy	harry - my teddy!	i'd rather not say in case it offends the person who gave it to me.
soap	my lovely olive-oil soap from greece	the manky stuff you always get in cheap hotels that falls apart.
game	monopoly or chess. i know, boring.	cluedo, boring and over played.
type of magazine	girly or music	girly - so i have a contradictory nature.
football team	i hate football	i hate football
fruit	shiny green english apples	other than french crap because they've ruined our whole farming industry, i find pomegranates a worthless waste of time how ever nice they taste.
vegetable	broccoli	any if you have them enough, but usually onions.
actor	tom cruise
actress
stone	amethyst	sharp ones when you tread on them.
t.v. program	most stuff on t.v is crap, it's just addictive.
sport	rugby	football or netball. i don't really like sport.
school subject	biology	history / french
plant	cacti or lilies
animal	cat
computer game	frog hop!!!
d.j.	urgh!	how should i know?
t.v. presenter		most, they all seem so shallow
pastime	reading, talking on phone	watching t.v. i do it so much when i could and should be doing other stuff. but at least i enjoy it.
food	pasta and meat. add those, and i'll eat anything.	pizza
type of music	metal / rock / punkish / most good stuff...	dance, pop, and r&b
sweet	those sherbet ufo thingies, or the cables, or chocolates with caramels and nuts.	sweets and chocolate with desiccated coconut.
weather	hot with storms is exciting weather, but i love it when its just warm, with a few clouds and greenness every where. i like spring.	grumpy, grey, murky, soggy weather is really depressing and sends me into huge mood swings, but i don't like it too hot and humid either, i just get claustrophobic.
quote	mae west to a heckler during a live performance: "if your cock's as big as your mouth honey, i'll see you after the show!"	"i'll be back." it's just so over used.
drink	alcoholic:- pernod / ouzo. non-alcoholic:- fizzy water	beer or lemonade
bird	baby ones, they prove its spring. probably coots because they remind me of my grandma.	full grown cuckoos are really ugly close up, but that doesn't make them bad animals. i like all birds.

nb - i don't actually hate the french, i just hate what they've done to out whole farming industry. it's not just our perfectly good, safer than any other country's beef they've stopped eating, they also don't trust the rest of our produce, and have semi-convinced the weak minded of other countries to stop eating it too. it doesn't make them bad people though, just wankers.

mother's name:	sally (kerr) burgess
father's name:	keith burgess
brother's and sister's names:	kim
their ages:	18
most annoying family member:	mum because i spend the most time with her, otherwise it would probably be even.

two and two.
i also have a step family on my father's side consisting of gill (livesy) burgess, jennifer livesy, and vikki livesy who are 21 for the past few birthdays, 14ish and 20ish.

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i don't use the internet much, i'm not allowed in the chat rooms or on on-line games, and i'm not allowed much internet time any way, so i usually only check freaks, rocky, and some goth' bits.




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now analyse that you psychotherapist types out there, and fuck off to the all of you, you haven't helped me, so now i'm more screwed up than i was when you saw me first, cheers for nothing no hopers. why not give a person something good to think about rather than bringing them down even more. you help no one!

by the way, no i do not worship the devil.

and yay for illegible computerized scrawlings which you cannot read, ha, ha, ha.