quick-links # personal details % favourite and most hated * family + internet

full name:	matthew henry clifton
preferred name:	matt
date of birth:	28/03/1983
where i live:	buckingham, england
height:	5'7" (at last measurement)
weight:	8st 7lb
hair colour:	mousy brown
eye colour:	green
zodiac sign:	aries
hobbies:	reading, listening to music
nicknames:	mini-clifton
fears / phobias:	angry women
description of self:	mental, lazy (i once was at home by myself, and because i couldn't be arsed to make some lunch, i went to the chip van instead).

	favourite	most hated
film	the matrix	babe
colour	blue	pink
book		i don't read books i don't like
place	bed	hell
song	bohemian rhapsody (queen), gotta get away (the offspring)	thomas the tank engine tune
bands	offspring, green day, queen	aqua
cartoon	south park	pingu
dinosaur	t-rex	short-arsed ones
toy
soap	normal bar soap	in the bottle
game	cluedo	monopoly
type of magazine
football team	football's crap	football's crap
fruit	banana	plum
vegetable	potato	brussel's sprout
actor		sproutboy
actress
stone	blood	gravel
t.v. program	don't have tv	sideways ditto marks
sport	tennis	most others
school subject	maths	german
plant	ginger	brussel's sprout
animal	dog (small ones)	dog (big ones)
computer game
d.j.	norman cook	trevor and helen
t.v. presenter		carol vorderman and richard whitely
pastime	sleeping	going to work at 6am
food	most	curry
type of music	punk and rock	country and western and 60's stuff
sweet	strawberry bootlaces	liquorice
weather	sunny	rain, snow, fog, hail, sleet
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drink	coca-cola and mountain dew	herbal tea
bird	peacock	duck

mother's name:	mummy
father's name:	barry
brother's and sister's names:	adam and naomi
their ages:	8 and 14
most annoying family member:	adam because he's a pain in the arse

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