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full name:	jude benjamin bassil
preferred name:	jude / judith / kermit
date of birth:	05/01/1984
where i live:	whitchurch: reference - life in a boring town - less than jake
height:	5'5"
weight:	8 stone
hair colour:	dark brown or occasionally blue
eye colour:	green / blue / yellow - take your pick. they change.
zodiac sign:	capricorn
hobbies:	music. music. music. music. music. music. music.
nicknames:	judith / kermit / swampy / bazz / jud / yuda / yudith and more...
fears / phobias:	not having music
description of self:	short. generally full of life on the outside. on the inside i'd like to think i'm pretty fucked up but then again wouldn't everybody? for all i know i'm nothing special but i'd like to think i am. for all i know i'm no worse than anyone else but i'm pretty sure i am. there's a song for you. i will sell many albums. i will fill milton keynes bowl. my plan for doing this is simple. truth be told, i am a shite song writer, but i go round passing myself off as a musical genius and hey fucking presto mi laddo! (it worked for radiohead)

	favourite	most hated
film	johnny suede, the graduate, spinal tap or rocky horror show	the blair witch project. that was crap on so many levels.
colour	electric blue as i like to call it	white which isn't as white as it should be
book	douglas adams stuff - ooh he is good.	wuthering friggin heights!
place	for me to know and for few people to find out	posh restaurants. seriously cannot stand any trendy cafes, bars or restaurants, i feel exposed.
song	so very many. i'm a musician baby! leave me alone!	lady in friggin red
bands	must i refer to the above? mind you this is slightly easier. foo fighters, green day, system of a down, marilyn manson, terrorvision, the clean shaven elbow warriors which i am in no way involved in	don't get me started
cartoon	once again, so many! rocko's modern life, simpsons, futurama, big knights and many of the line of cheese such as thundercats, he-man and visionaries	cartoons good, mind numbing junk good.....
dinosaur	bob	bobetta (she's well mean to bob)
toy	my bass guitar and small children's minds - wuhah hah hah ha!	mobile phones
soap	neighbours	emmerfriggindale
game	body parts twister or push the virgin - if you really don't understand, e-mail me and i'll explain.	snowball - i always hated that mainly cause i was always the little loner kid who nobody wanted. now i'm the little kid with a reasonable circle of friends who nobody wants.
type of magazine	gardening magazines with alan tischmarsh and rhododendrons	music magazines that try and pass themselves off as cool by either following public opinion to the letter or by deliberately going completely against it to seem controversial. not mentioning names, kerrang!, melody maker
football team	germany	phuck football - except the german team - how wonderful they are
fruit	bananas or grapes	tomatoes - ickaroony!
vegetable	raw carrots or sweet peppers baby yeah!	mushrooms - friggin ick and double ick!
actor	robin williams? brad pitt? robert de niro? johnny depp? all good.	arnold schwarzenegger, although films with him in are always good to laugh at
actress	uma thurman 'cause she's ma' bitch (or not)	lucy lawless - she's the worst thing about a program that is actually generally very funny thanks to its deliberate tongue in cheek cheesiness - yes i am referring to xena and yes it is really good!
stone	a well expensive one so i can trade it for fame and a big pa and a very large bass rig	really cheap skanky ones, how could i buy fame and my music gear with that?!
t.v. program	anything in a foreign language, man are they funny when you're stoned with a mate	don't know, don't watch it
sport	ice hockey, or for actually playing, street hockey	football, although the german team are good
school subject	theatre studies - or at least the practical side of it	rs with missssss aussssstin
plant	a really big funny looking one	really scabby boring ones like grass, what's funny about grass ay?! nothing!
animal	platypus - just look at them!	badgers, mainly cause i really want to own one but it would be cruel bugger it
computer game	jet set willy on the amstrad or ripper on pc	star trek 25th anniversary mainly cause everytime i try and install it gets to the last of 7 floppy disks and then packs up!
d.j.	inertia reel	they're all crud really
t.v. presenter	phuck em all	skru the lot of em and the monkey too
pastime	how many friggin times? playing bass, playing guitar, singing, playing harmonica, listening to music, occasionally playing a little clarinet, writing crap songs, writing not quite as crap comedy songs, maybe write something which isn't a song, hang with friends, go to gigs, get caned, get hammered, go to bed	i don't know, i've never tried it
food	yes please! (shoot me)	rank stuff
type of music	rock of many varieties from 60s to now, some soul and jazz isn't too bad either	crap stuff
sweet	lollipop	non-tasty ones
weather	s'all good or it's all bad, depending on the day	bad stuff
quote	"good grief" - charlie brown	something cool by someone cool - i'm sorry but this form is really quite long
drink	smirnoff vodka with no evil additions	i forgotten cause i haven't drunk it in so long, mainly cause i don't like it
bird		an ugly one who is nasty to everyone

mother's name:	melissa
father's name:	john
brother's and sister's names:	cale, janet, julia, paula (followers of this site will realise i have grown three siblings since i last filled this out a year ago)
their ages:	12, 20 something, 20 something less, 20 something a bit less
most annoying family member:	my mum. because. because she is herself and not someone better.

oh, and to explain the sibling thing - the sisters are half sisters who i basically forgot to include before which i am very sorry about as they are great. i love them all and they are all very cool.

my isp:	i have none. stop picking on me.
my e-mail address:	jay_and_his_magical_mystery_box@yahoo.com
my website:	not until sean has finished it
favourite website:	messiah's site.
reasons:	because i was bribed to say that.
funniest website:	i only ever go to messiah's site to sign the guest book, check my e-mails or search for stuff which i actually already knew i wanted to surf for. i rarely just connect and say, hmmm, what would be funny, though i should being me.
reasons:	huh?
other kewl websites:	clean shaven elbow warrior site will be great when it's finished
reasons:	don't be stupid.
most hated websites:	oh go away
reasons:	because i said so
games played online:	you don't listen do you?
where:	on the side of your head - your ears.
your name:	leave me alone
chat online:	ah, now this i do
where:	yahoo! messenger
nickname:	jay_and_his_magical_mystery_box ('tis my e-mail account name)