quick-links # personal details % favourite and most hated * family + internet

full name:	gareth james preston
preferred name:	gareth
date of birth:	27/03/1984
where i live:	milton keynes, england
height:	6'-ish
weight:	10 stone-ish
hair colour:	black
eye colour:	debatable
zodiac sign:	aries
hobbies:	listening to music, reading, computing, being paranoid / violent intermittently
nicknames:	garf, garfield, raggs, raggy, raggy doll, gaz, gazza, gazzy, john smith from croydon.
fears / phobias:	crossing busy roads (esp. london road), loneliness, dishonour.
description of self:	a lot of the time i'm depressed, paranoid or aggressive. at other times i can be v. loving, caring and understanding. it depends on the kind of day i've had and the circumstances i'm in.

	favourite	most hated
film	powder, the crow	anything by stephen king
colour	black	buryesque colours
book	magician, lotr	anything by stephen king
place	grafton regis	london (or other major city)
song	smash	blue (da da dee) or like song
bands	the offspring, green day, eels, marilyn manson, etc.	most pop and clubbie dance bands
cartoon	old cartoons like thundercats and transformers or pokémon	cartoon network cartoons i.e. cow and chicken, dexters lab, etc.
dinosaur	plesiosaurus	carthrax
toy	pirates of dark water action figures	anything which talks and won't shut up, ie furby
soap	i an unbiased on this, i hate them all evenly
game	connect 4, mind trap.	monopoly
type of magazine	rock, computer	the peoples friend, and others only found in whaddon way surgery
football team	see soaps
fruit	lychee	lime
vegetable	potato, when not boiled	broccoli, except at christmas.
actor	dolph longrun, jackie chan, bruce lee	jean claude van damm, he's a f**king ballerina (that's funking)
actress	christina ricci, alysson hannigan, natalie portman	elizabeth hurley
stone	black onyx	quartz (it's so boring)
t.v. program	buffy, friends	soaps, sports shows
sport	rugby	football
school subject	physics	french
plant	giant californian redwood	cabbage (it's boring and foul, and not at all pretty)
animal	spiders (everyone is biased against them for no apparent reason	dogs, they're dumb and loud and smell awful.
computer game	lands of lore, eye of the beholder, etc.	flight sims, and serious racing games.
d.j.	see soaps and football teams.
t.v. presenter	craig charles is always good for a laugh	johnny vaughn is dull and boring and should be shot, or at least fired.
pastime	annoying my trendy older brother	putting up with my extended family
food	chips, pizza, curry, chinese, etc.	bland 'traditional' dishes, celery.
type of music	californian punk, alternative	pop and clubby dance
sweet	hershey's esp. special dark
weather	cool, crisp, clear	hot, humid
quote	there are so many, "the best thing is never to have lived, the next best thing is to die"	disliked quotes, "it's a wonderful life!"
drink	jack daniels, indigo, red bull / solstis	beer, in any form
bird	great tit

mother's name:	sharon preston
father's name:	peter preston
brother's and sister's names:	andrew, sarah, matthew & hannah
their ages:	22, 20, 14, 12
most annoying family member:	andrew, trendy @$$hole, thinks he's well 'ard.

my isp:	freenet.co.uk
my e-mail address:	darkpoet@ntlworld.com
my website:
favourite website:	www.offspring.com
reasons:	the official offspring site, cool music and momorabilia.
funniest website:	the burt is evil page
reasons:	it kicks @$$
other kewl websites:
reasons:
most hated websites:
reasons:
games played online:	yes
where:	yahoo games
your name:	hocopepa
chat online:	yes
where:	yahoo chat
nickname:	hocopepa