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full name:	caleb newcastle
preferred name:	caleb
date of birth:	12/07/1982
where i live:	buckinghamshire, england
height:	5 feet and 9 inches
weight:	9 stones and 8 pounds
hair colour:	brown
eye colour:	dark brown
zodiac sign:	cancer
hobbies:	sleeping, reading, writing, making art, making websites, watching films, dreaming.
nicknames:	n/a
fears / phobias:	going blind. fucking things up.
description of self:	previously long-haired, previously bearded, i am extremely lazy, interspersed with occasional bursts of enthusiasm. i am currently in my second (or third) year of a levels and have just found some actual motivation to try and do well; if i get good grades i can go read philosophy in london and live with friends. which is good. currently reading catch 22 by joseph heller. currently listening to magic medicine, by incubus. one day i hope to own, and live in, my own cocoa plantation.

	favourite	most hated
film	leon: version integrale	the blair witch project
colour	blue	pale green
book	fear and loathing: on the campaign trail '72, transmet, preacher, kabuki, planetary, vurt	tess of the d'urbervilles
place	bed	outside
song	vitamin, by incubus	shite
bands	everclear, feeder, [spunge], blink 182, incubus, nerf herder, muse, idlewild, radiohead, co.uk, ash, offspring, foo fighters, lit, pixies, eels, green day, queen and garbage	shite
cartoon	the mysterious cities of gold and south park and futurama	pokémon is bad, mm-kay?
dinosaur	pterodactyl	dimitroden
toy	porfin / kageko / spider	furbies
soap	squeezy bottle kind	dry bar kind
game	connect 4	board ones
type of magazine	the radio times	ones about sports / fashion
football team	football is shite	football is shite
fruit	banana	grapefruit
vegetable	baby peas	mushy peas
actor	bill murray / fred ward / peter macnicol / tim robbins / gerard depardeau / raul julia	steve gutenberg
actress	natalie portman / brenda bakke / juliette lewis / winona ryder	susan sarandon / calista flockhart
stone	hot ones	slimy ones
t.v. program	american gothic / the a-team	eastenders
sport	pool	football
school subject	english literature (read my coursework!)	p.e.
plant	grass	nettles
animal	fatbimp / armadillo	baboon
computer game	nibbles	minesweeper
d.j.	nick abbot	graham torrington
t.v. presenter	graham norton	dale winton
pastime	dreaming. speaking for far too long on the phone or icq.	worrying
food	beef	marmalade
type of music	good	bad
sweet	chocolate	liquorice
weather	hot and windy and dry	hot and humid
quote	"death is whimsical today." -from leon	"don't worry, it might not happen." or something similar. it already has and will continue to do so.
drink	milk	beer
bird	of prey	cuckoo

mother's name:	mummy
father's name:	daddy
brother's and sister's names:	three sisters, one brother
their ages:	older, medium, younger, ickle
most annoying family member:	all of 'em

my isp:	freeserve / freenetname / ntl
my e-mail address:	megasad@yahoo.com
my website:	1 - c a l e b 2 - caleb newcastle's sad and obsessive comic library 3 - the freaks webshite 4 - the ruding homepage 5 - www.transmetropolitan.co.uk
favourite website:	opi8.com
reasons:	clean design, frequently updated content
funniest website:	mr.t vs everything
reasons:	mr.t rocks!
other kewl websites:	imdb
reasons:	damn useful
most hated websites:	the official a1 website
reasons:	the horror, the horror!
games played online:	n/a
where:	n/a
your name:	n/a
chat online:	far too much
where:	through icq (61051102)
nickname:	caleb